The Real Secrets
VP Murray talks to Pat about his plans to propose to Eileen; Eileen and Kenny help Allison deal with her close-minded parents; Shannon and Jimmy find a pregnancy test.
The Real Mr. Nice Guy
Kenny convinces VP Murray to hire a gay teacher, but Kenny’s loyalties are tested when the teacher starts to make Jimmy’s life miserable; Pat’s courteous nature robs him of a winning lottery ticket.
The Real Heartbreak
Kenny, depressed by his breakup with Brett, attends a lonely hearts happy hour with Pat and Jimmy; Eileen has a chance encounter that changes her mind about Valentine’s Day.
The Real Confirmation
Shannon makes a request of VP Murray that makes Eileen fear her relationship with him may be moving too quickly; Brett tells Kenny he loves him; a hot former baby sitter keeps hitting on Pat.
The Real Third Wheel
Brett’s relationship with his best girl friend makes Kenny realize he’s been a bad friend to Allison; Eileen and Pat make a discovery about Clive.
The Real Sin
Kenny tries being a rebel and gets a tattoo in order to be more appealing to Brett. Meanwhile, Shannon attempts to halt the dissection of frogs at school; and Eileen and Pat’s divorce papers arrive, leading them to each face new complications in life.
The Real Other Woman
Eileen feels jealous when Kenny gets a job as a tutor and starts to bond with the student’s mom; Pat makes questionable decisions in his effort to become the fun parent.
The Real Wedding
When Kenny lands the role of Romeo in a school play, with Mimi playing Juliet, Eileen volunteers to help, thinking it will be the only time she will ever see Kenny marry a girl.
The Real Man
Pat, Jimmy and Kenny go camping; Eileen finds out Shannon has been skipping classes; Father Phil tries to answer Shannon’s questions about the Catholicism.
The Real Spring Fever
When Shannon overhears her mom’s plan to apply for her first job since having children, she misinterprets Eileen’s intentions and gets the family riled up; Pat doesn’t think he’s ready for the single life; Jimmy explores online dating.