Chip follows a turtle around Paris and meets Penelope.
Christine turns to Arby’s after Chip joins the Russians.
Chip attempts to sort it out when someone trying to punch Logan in the face accidentally punches Cody.
Christine tries a Denver omelette in Denver.
Martha books a gig for Chip at a car crash.
Chip gets arrested, which interrupts Christine’s water aerobics schedule.
Chips uses the cowboy toilet.
Chip’s mom adjusts to her new life as a diabetic; Dale learns cacti only need to be watered once a year; Chip hits rock bottom.
Chip brings a sugar pie to a book club meeting.