Sandra teaches a pit bull self-control; Fred and Carrie attempt protesting for cyclist rights; Lisa and Bryce sell instant garbage; a couple explains alcohol to their adult son; Fred discovers models.
Carrie tries to improve her passenger rating; an actor teaches a boss how to fire employees; the National Small Talk Convention takes place.
Nina and Lance deal with an ant infestation; the mayor tries to break a world record; Time Tailors evaluate a man’s schedule.
Fred has a marriage arranged; a school hires a bully to teach children grit; a man keeps commenting “Beautiful” on social media posts.
Toni and Candace retire; Drew and Andy re-imagine gingerbread cookies; rats consider the charms of squirrels.
Carrie Dates a Hunk
Carrie gets a hunky new beau for whom Fred doesn’t care; Melanie and Lars decide on a rug; Drew and Andy consider the question, “What about men?”
The Weirdos decide to go to the beach but are stalled when their hearse breaks down. An office worker is annoyed that everyone is using his brand new charger.
The Flaming Lips headline Portland’s Pickathon Music Festival. Brendan and Michelle attend the festival via drone. Two concertgoers go boy-crazy.