Fog Friends Auction Goose
When Jen sings in Tyler’s band, she gets caught up in the excitement and creates an awkward situation for him. Also, John and Greg decide to brew beer together, Matt donates one of his paintings to a silent auction for Tim’s medical charity, and Heather becomes jealous of Joan’s friendship with a classmate.
Emergency Interview Driving Lunch
When Matt is in a hurry to get to the fertility clinic, each member of the family has a crisis that prevents him from getting there on time.
Reading Egg Nurse Neighbor
When Sophia (Giselle Eisenberg) asks Matt (Thomas Sadoski) and Colleen (Angelique Cabral) about having children, an animated sequence featuring the whole family as farm animals reveals that they have been struggling to have a baby. Also, Jen (Zoe Lister-Jones) and Greg’s (Colin Hanks) new neighbors aren’t as nice as they initially seem; Heather (Betsy Brandt) interferes with Tim’s (Dan Bakkedahl) hiring process at the office; and the whole family surprises Joan (Dianne Wiest) at her book reading, to her chagrin.
Thirty-Five Teacher Escape Lottery
Jen and Greg hire Clementine as a part-time nanny for Lark; Tyler’s new girlfriend turns out to be Sophia’s fourth-grade teacher; John hires a company to set up an escape room in his house; Matt grows frustrated with Colleen.
Waffle Permission Kidless Boyfriend
Heather tries to become Tyler’s best friend; Jen and Greg get their first overnight stay away from Lark; Matt and Colleen regret returning their wedding presents for cash; Tim goes overboard while keeping a watchful eye on Samantha and her boyfriend.
Meal Potty Cart Middle
Tim and Heather are determined to finish an expensive dinner as they celebrate their anniversary; Jen and Greg try to potty train Lark before her first day of preschool; Tyler gets jealous of Clementine; Matt and Samantha go to a trapeze school.
Testosterone Martyr Baked Knife
When Heather, Clementine, and Jen offer to save Joan from the stress of preparing the Thanksgiving meal, the free time leaves Joan even more frazzled; Greg learns he has high levels of testosterone; Samantha keeps a secret from her family.
Treasure Ride Poker Hearing
When Heather finds a map to a time capsule she buried with her brothers as kids, they all set out to find it and dig it up. Also, Jen learns she has a low car service rating so she books rides across the city to charm drivers and increase her score; Joan joins her neighbor’s poker game in an effort to win an unusual prize; and John finally gets hearing aids but they aren’t having the effect he was hoping for.
Bunny Single Nightmare Drinking
When Jen invites her boss, Paul, and his wife over to dinner to impress him, she and Greg can’t remember his wife’s name and scramble to avoid embarrassment. Also, Tim urges Tyler to start dating; Matt ends up having a nightmare about parenting after he and Colleen discuss having children; and Joan grows increasingly stressed about Heather living with her.